NFL Live Blog week 11

I wanted to go with a thanksgiving theme for my myriad of aesthetically pleasing lady pictures this week, but to be honest it is hard to find pictures of women dressed up like Native Americans.  The problem isn’t there aren’t that many pictures like that on the internet. I’m sure there are. The problem is that most google searches will either give you pictures of hot women who are in real life of native american descent, or it will give you pictures of hot Indian women from India.  Oh and don’t get me started on the staggering amount of Disney porn you find when you google image search for “hot Pocahontas” .

I did my best however  and since I’m up early today I’m going to preload the blog with all of the photos I was able to find and then I’ll just fill in my live blog around the photos.  You might also be wondering why I feel the need to insert pictures of hot women in a blog post about NFL.  Well. Boobies are awesome. That’s my answer.

This morning I have the choice between the bills v steelers games or washington v minnesota so I’ve decided to go with the battle of  way past their prime QBs on not their original teams.  aaaannnndddd I fell asleep for most of the first half. I did wake up in time to see Adrian Peterson get hurt and limp off the field.  I’m sure there are at least three or four vikings fans across the country who didn’t immediately start crying  about their savior purple jesus getting hurt.

London Fletcher is all over the place.  I wonder if he hated his weird ass name growing up. I’m trying to think of some creative insults involving his name but I don’t know that much about London other than it’s foggy and was the setting for Sherlock Holmes homoerotic adventures with Watson.

Vikinigs D is making Donovan McNabb look like the McNabb of old.  So what should I order for Lunch today?  I’m leaning towards some yummylicious green pepper and red onion pizza.

Sweet. The announcers were just talking about Ed Hockulie’s massive guns.  If I was him I’d constantly ask people if they have their tickets yet. The tickets to the gun show.  then I would kiss each of my biceps lovingly.   I would also ask people if they heard about the snakes that escaped from the zoo.  Then I would flex and say that it was a pair of pythons on the loose.

This game is puntastic. Wait.  maybe that should be spelled punttastic otherwise you might think I was talking about puns and not punts.  What I’m trying to say is that there’s been a whole lot of punts in this game and almost no puns as far as I can recall.  Hey the voice of Archer on Archer is now voicing some other guy on a new fox animation show…. that looks god damn terrible.  I’m not sure if fox knows this but you should try and make your previews look humorous when attempting to advertise a new comedy series.

That is a spectacular backside pictured above.  Speaking of spectacular, Tom Brady was awesome for me in fantasy on thanksgiving. Now I just need some decent games from my other players and I should hold off my fantasy opponent this week.  OHHHHHH SHIT Buy one original burger king chicken sandwich and get one free. Sweet. Those are the best chicken sandwiches in the history of insanely unhealthy fast food. Oh the first half is over.  Not very exciting if you ask me.

Ok it’s halftime so I placed my order at Giovanni’s and am playing a little Gran turismo till the 2nd half starts.  I guess I’d better put on some pants.  You know cause of the food delivery, not because the game. Pantless is how I prefer to play the game honestly.  The cool thing (which honestly is kind of lame so I don’t know why I call it cool) is that this year you can hire drivers for this one set of races and you just buy them the car and then give them tips as they drive to help them out.  It’s boring but the nice thing is that the computer can basically run a race for me while I’m watching football and that way I get money to but more awesome cars.  The downside is that the drivers suck for a long time and have a habit of just randomly slamming on the breaks like he is tripping balls and sees an imaginary deer in the middle of the road every other lap.

Halftime is over but I’m not really paying attention to the game cause i’m researching cyber monday deals.  It looks like bullshit honestly.  I understand Black Friday since they have some honest to god great deals, but the sales i’m seeing advertised as part of cyber monday look a little less than spectacular. Vikings are driving right now but they need to get some points, otherwise I’ll be even more bored than I am already. BOOM TD white RB guy.

so after the score both teams had a three and out.  Really? they are still making Narnia movies?  I didn’t even make it through the first one.  I tried twice to watch it and fell asleep during it both times.  I love the PS3 commercials by the way. You know the ones with the funny vice president who in case you are wondering, is actually just an actor and not an actual vice president at the company. I hope the eagels game this afternoon is more interesting. I’m way more into the commercials than the game right now.  Come on pizza when are you going to get here. This is bullshit making me wait almost 20 minutes so far.

God could this game be any more boring.  At this point chris cooley could catch a pass and then run so fast the friction caused by his clothes colliding with air particles would make him burst into flames, and I would still have trouble staying awake while watching the game. YEAH i think I hear the pizza guy. I feel bad for McNabb.  That INT wasn’t his fault at all after the ball went through Moss’ hands and bounced off his helmet and flew straight up in the air.  BTW I love when Pizza places use red onions instead of white onions.  White Onions < Red Onions < Boobies < Jack Bauer     annnnnnnndddddddd vikings will be settling for a Field Goal.

Nice return by the skins. Speaking of Skins, yes I know that is a Pedo Bear approved Miley Cirus above and a clamedia approved Paris Hilton below.  I’m not proud of including them in this post but the came up under the hot indian google search and … ughhhhh Miley is going to have a sex tape within 4 years I bet.  I don’t know why people say that she is hot.  The problem is that until very recently she was under 18 which makes it creepy to comment on her hotness, and second she did, and still does look like a little kid and probably will continue to look that way till she’s like 23 or something.  Kind of like Hayden Paneterier (i’m not looking up the correct spelling of her name) who even now still looks too young despite being 20 something now.

After a great return like that the skins really should have gotten more than a field goal.  Still they needed that FG to pull it to within a 7 point game.

This game is threatening to get interesting here.  You know what else is interesting, my list of ideas for next weeks collection of hot women photos randomly placed into my nfl blog post.  Here are some of my ideas:

  • Cowgirls, or just women with cowboy hats
  • Handbras
  • Hot Former Cheerleaders
  • Hot singers
  • Hot Mensa chicks, or just smart chicks in general
  • Just random hotness

I’m leaning towards the smart chicks thing since it would give me an excuse to talk about Danica Melekar. You know Winnie Cooper, who turned out to be a math geek and has a couple of formulas named after her. How hot is that?  Natalie portman went to Harvard, Rashida Jones has near pefect memory from what I remember reading, Asia Carrera is a hot asian pornstar who is also a member of Mensa.  Those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head.  Oh well in the mean time lets look at some more Native American themed hotness.

Vikings are kind of shooting themselves in the foot or a the very least are leaving them selves open for a big play like OMG the punt return TD that just happened.  Oh fuck it. illegal block in the back takes away the TD and moves it half the difference to the endzone. Dang. Once again; Almost exciting. annnnnnndddd three and out for redskins.  Hey I didn’t make the connection before between my picture theme this week and Washington’s not so subtly racists team mascot.

That chick kind of looks like Lucy Lawless. Remember Xena the warrior princess? no? well you must not be a lesbian I guess. Whooooooaaaaaaaa was that offensive by me.  Anyways i’m getting sleepy again. Might nap through the end of this game since it’s getting lame again.  Gearhart is looking kind fo good, but not as good as the announcer are making him sound.  He’s not going to take over for Adrian Peterson. He has a couple things working against him. Number one, he doesn’t have that extra gear so if he does get a big opening he won’t be able to turn it into a TD regardless of where they are on the field like most fast RBs can do.  Number two, he is painfully white.  That second thing really is the kiss of death for a half back.

tick tick tick. two and a half minutes left with the vikings trying to run out the clock and me fighting to stay awake.

And vikings are kneeling the ball for the win.  sooooooooo exciting.  Hopefully there is some exciting bonus coverage. NOPE, just post game BS. ughhh nap time.

Ok these are totally not safe for work but it is basically the most aweome combination of bare boobs and Native American stereotypes:

Peta Todd is a Topless Squaw

NFL Week 8 live blog

Holy shit, I never knew that God Save the queen has the same melody as America the Beautiful.  I wonder if Canada or Indian or any other former colony uses that melody for one of their patriotic songs.  I wonder if the reason we stole that melody is kind of like how some people say it’s ok for black people to use the N word because it’s like they are taking the power away from the word.

Good opening drive by the Bengals btw. Good interception by that Redskins DB.  God I really don’t care about either of these games.  Granted I have Cooley and Ronnie Brown so both games are important to me, but honestly I don’t care.  So Instead of really focusing on these games I’m just going to post a bunch of pics of Hot chicks in Football Jerseys.

Tony Sporano looks like a football coach, just not a Pro coach.  More like a High School football coach.  I can just picture him trying to tell some 17 year old kid that “The next 60 minutes are the next 60  years of your life!”

Damnit, Cooley just dropped a pass, oh well there was a penalty so it wouldn’t have counted, oh the penalty was on him.  Damn you, get me points.  the play by play guy for the redskins sounds more sarcastic than any human i’ve ever heard who wasn’t actually being sarcastic.  Bam, catch by cooley. good.   He also has a hot wife so …. great for him.

Skyline looks like a terrible movie.  It’s basically just transformers + War of the Worlds + Terminator 4 + no name actors.  I can only imagine that the movie was made because one of the studios looked around and realized they had a ton of left over CGI from movies that ran long and had to cut scenes.

Niners have an early lead…. it won’t last.

Hey Ronnie Brown missed a catch.  Sweet another Dan Carpenter FG.  I forgot I had him this week.  Two early field goals is giving me a fantasy semi right now.  Speaking of increased penile blood flow… TIME FOR MORE HOT CHICKS IN JERSEYS!!!!!

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Shit, I just realized that there’s no real way to insert two different wordpress pic galleries.  So I guess no more hot chicks in this blog post.  Damn Cedric Benson is getting no love from the Cinci O line this year.

I can’t believe I have to start David Gettis the 2nd or 3rd string St. Louis reciever, because all my other WRs are either hurt or on a bye.  Thank god the guy i’m playing in fantasy is starting a couple of guys who have a bye…. which is bush league but whatever. I’ll take cheap wins. I’m not proud.

BTW I lied about no more hot chicks… WHOOOOOO!!!!!! I don’t care about these games at all!!!!!!!!

Wait, why the hell don’t I have ronnie brown starting today?  I have LaRod Stephanies-howlings playing in my flex position instead.  Ronnie hasn’t done anything amazing yet but still, he’s doing fairly well so far.

I kind of feel bad at how wasted T.O’s time in Buffalo was spent.  Having him play with Ochocinco really does show you that Chad really isn’t that amazing.  He’s good but not great.

Awesome. Another carpenter Field Goal. Whoooooo!!!! Fantasy Football.  To Celebrate, more hot chicks with a football theme.

Speaking of T.O, the link says that she is his girlfriend.

Ok redskins are in redzone I think and I think it’s time for some TE TD Love.  Wow there’s less than 4 minutes left in all of the morning games and of the 7 games theres a total of 71 points which is ten points per game or 5 points per team this half. Terrible.  But… it looks like Carpenter might get another FG try at the end of the half. aaaannnndndddddd….. BOOM he nails a 54 yard field goal. that’s 4 FG in the first half. Awesome pick up this week for me.

God Damn, there should be a law against letting Shannon Sharp do the half time quick game recaps.  He isn’t that bad during pregame, but when he is rushed he just chews his words and it is so irritating. I can’t believe that the niners only have one win and that the Rams have 3.  To be fair, Sam Bradford does look good so far…. speaking of looking good:


I haven’t watched it yet, but The Defenders looks TERRIBLE. My god it looks like a peice of shit tv show. Just cliches left and right and cheesy humor.  I really do like this NFL Jersey commercial featuring all the different Nawlans Brees jerseys….. speaking of liking NFL Jerseys ….

whoops. wrong one

How come hot chicks always rock the chargers retro jerseys and never the current ones?

ILLLLLLL I just made a great play for the Cinci Special Teams. oh come one, don’t review it. Oh it’s just a time out. I think I should get fantasy points any time a player with my name does well.  That would probably be way more awesome if my first name was Chris however.  Speaking of awesome things.

Hawaii Five Oh really looks like it contains all the elements I would love in a TV show. Crime, Hot chicks, Scott Cahn, Hot Asian chicks.  It’s like a more serious baywatch…. ok not really.  Damn, TO is having a really good year isn’t he.  Speaking of playing well, David Garrard has his third TD today. I started Roesthlisberger today instead of Garrard or Brady.  I wasn’t sure about Garrard since i’ts his first game back from a concussion, and I didn’t like Brady against Minnesota’s D especially since Moss is probably telling everyone how to read the Pats O.  How come Roesthlisburger isn’t in spell check.  HAHAHAHAH one of the Bengal’s players is named Frosty Rucker. Awesome name.

DAMN IT. I don’t mind the Broncos winning but don’t let Tim Tebow be the one to beat us. aaaaannnnndddddd Joe Nedney misses a 52 yarder by hitting the upright.  DAMN, I really should have started Garrard since he just threw his fourth TD.  Frank Gore is responsible for 127 percent of the niners offense.  Nice another Field Goal for Carpenter bringing his total to 5 on the day.  To celebrate, lets see another hot football related pic.

Damn that’s a good look.  Holy Hell check out this link

That is why America is awesome.  Oh wait, here is another awesome site showing why America is awesome:

My god… I just don’t care about these morning games.

This has nothing to do with anything, but has anyone been watching “The Event”.  Twice now they have used the Dr Manhattan sound affect from Watchmen.  It’s painfully obvious too.  Oh, and they aren’t Aliens. They are from the future. I could have told you that after the second episode.  The shows gotten better, but it’s still nothing special. ugghhhhhh morning games still going on.  The sad thing is that most of these games are close games, but … meh.

I hate the way Marvin Lewis has almost no emotion whenever they show him on the sideline.  It looks like he is deep in thought about something way more important than football.  Here are the things I think he’s thinking about:

  • Moral implications of trying to colonize Mars knowing that any astronauts sent there would not be able to ever return home.
  • String Theory
  • Would a Fusion generator violate the law of conservation of mass
  • Is it logical to re-evaluate the constitutional amendments to make them relevant and appropriate for todays modern society.
  • Is there a sexy picture in existence that includes Jenny McCarthy, Adrian Curry, and Amber Smith

I have no idea who the chick in yellow is, and yes I am kind of sad and proud that I knew the other three without looking them up.

DAMN redskins, why couldn’t you throw a TD to cooley instead of running it inside the 5 yard line.

OMG Levi’s Jeans commercials make no god damn sense.  Who the hell looks at them and even for a moment thinks about buying jeans.  What the hell, does Seth McFarlen have another show coming out?  I hope that guy is making tons of coin and just tagging tons of hot ass.

BTW, niners are back on top and about to pad their lead. nice. Good job gore.

WAIT.. wait wait wait wait.  Are there two QBs on the Bengals named Palmer?  I’m looking it up now and his name is Jordan Palmer, is he Carson’s brother?  Dude he has to be, he looks just like him.  Yep he is. Thank you wikipedia.

Holy shit, a fifth TD by Garrard. Nice.  I have him starting in another league so that’s awesome.

Some of these games are good games, but once again, I just don’t care.  Wow the Greg Williams quote on London Fletcher they just showed was one of the most glowing things I’ve ever read.  I bet Greg banged London.

I hate watching the Lions and being a big Kevin Smith fan.  I’m a fan of the director Kevin Smith, you know the clerks guy.  So every time they say his name during the game i’m like “What the F.. ohh, ok.”  Come on Lions. I need you to score so that Donovan has to throw some passes, hopefully to Chris Cooley.  Calvin Johnson is a stud.

I think this is going to be another week where the under dogs perform well and add to the whole underdog betting system I am tracking this year.  Well it’s been a while so here’s another hot football pic.

Ok niners were able to hold off Denver.  Troy Smith did well. 12 of 19 for 196 and a TD. Most importantly, no interceptions. DAMN, my fantasy opponent just updated his roster and took out all the players on a bye.  that sucks for me.

What The Fuck. Rex Grosseman is going in down by 6 with a minute fifty left to play and Donovan doesn’t look like he’s hurt.  Holy shit, that’s a terrible decision.  Look, if your backup was still Mark Brunell, then ok, maybe, but Rex Grosseman is god damn terrible.

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAH first play he Grossmans the shit out of the play.  He fumbels and it’s returned for a TD.  Ok, maybe that wasn’t all Rex’s fault, but you know that when the lions saw him go under center, they were drooling at the chance to force a turnover.

Ewwwwwww the pats have their throwbacks on.  God those really were ugly.  I love when the niners have their throwbacks cause they always make a big deal out of noting it cause otherwise  no one would ever notice it.

Jamal Charles is killing me in the one fantasy league.  That game going to over time didn’t help since my opponent had three guys in that game.

Oh, just like Skyline is a shitty combination of other movies, that new train movie also looks just like a combination of several other movies…. how did they not over turn that challenge. ok, the movie is called unstopable and it is training day plus phelam 123, maybe a little bit of Speed mixed in.

Holy shit, Brad Childres is the worst I’ve ever seen when it comes to challenging plays.  There’s no doubt that is a catch.

COMEON yeah it’s a good play and good TD but why can’t Tom Brady throw a TD pass instead.  I need the points. Horse Shit.

I hate to admit it, but Favre is playing mch better than I thought he would with that bad ankle.  Yeah that intentional grounding was the kind of thing that maybe would have happened differently with a good ankle but whatever.

It’s been a while so here’s another hot football chick.

Dang. Almost a big pass to Branch.  A lot of the Favre passes aren’t that crisp.  Luckily his guys are getting wide open. Wow, Harvin is open on just about every play.  The pats need to tighten up their pass defense… and probably their run D as well.  Wow big goal line stop by the Pats… which means Brady will have to be conservative playing from his own endzone, and less points for me. Yeah they are just kneeling it.  Ok time for another bunch of hot football chicks.

Speaking of which.  I need a big game from Big Ben, or as I will refer to him from now on “Therapist”…. but you pronounce it like Sean Connery.

Ok I hate this.  Did you see that minivan commercial.  At the end of it, this guy says “oh yeah, and it literally gave birth to all other minivans.”  NO IT DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH TO ANYTHING.  IT’S A GOD DAMN MOTOR VEHICLE. THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF GIVING BIRTH.  Jesus.  It’s not like they are trying to use hyperbole, they are just trying to say that all other minivans are based on that minivan. Fine. Maybe you can say that literally all other minivan is based off this mini van, but you can’t say that it literally gave birth.  Fuck that’s stupid.  How did that ever get approved. Stupid.  I just googled “minivan literally gave birth” and got a bunch of results from other people who also hate that commercial.
Here’s a quote from that last site:

A new Dodge Caravan commercial brags that “It literally gave birth to all other minivans.”

Really?  Literally?  It literally pushed all other minivans out of its birth canal?  It literally has a birth canal?  It literally gave birth because it became pregnant via sexual contact with another Dodge Caravan, a male?  They literally were in love, but literally weren’t ready for baby vans at the time?  But the male Caravan was all, trust me baby I will be an amazing van father?  And the Lady Van was like, Ok Dude Van, I trust you, let’s have baby vans?  And then after she found out she was pregnant, he peaced out and she never heard from him again?  And she was pregnant with all other minivans?  All of them?

It literally gave birth to all other minivans. Literally Caravan penis in Caravangina action going on here. Literally Caravan porn.

Ok, lets settle down, watch favre complete a bunch of more wide open passes and check out some more hot football related pics.

This AT&T commercial is reminding me of how underrated Buddy Holly is…. and then the BK Breakfeast commercial following it reminds me of how much I hate that BK Breakfeast commercial, especially the loser pot head sitting on his front lawn folding chair laughing hysterically only after the mail man told him that what he just said was in fact an attempt at humor.

Wow, holy shit. I thought Brady was just throwing that ball away. Tate is pretty F ing Fast.  Well that helped me in fantasy in the one league. Lets celebrate that TD with an amazingly hot ass/football related pic.

I like the new Lebron commercial, especially the spot with Don Johnson doing a little Miami Vice parody.  Money.  Also, I don’t know how many people watch Eastbound and Down, but Don Johnson’s two episode arch was great.

Honestly, even the people IN the BK breakfast commercials look like they hate the BK breakfast commercials.

Wow nice INT. Sucks for Favre and not really his fault although  a better thrown ball wouldn’t have had that happen.  Come on Brady. TD time.    See I think that INT shows what I was saying.  He was completing a ton of passes, but they weren’t thrown that well. He didn’t hit a lot of people in stride, and a lot of them were a little behind or high, and probably because of the ankle.  Look I’m still a fan of Tavaris so I’ll root for him to get in always.  Ughhhhhh really, a running touch down. Again. Damn it Pats.

Jesus, I can’t believe it’s only 6:30.  I guess live blogging for five and a half straight hours is kind of over kill.

They just showed Philip Rivers throwing a TD pass to Gates and I can’t help but thinking that River’s looks like an asshole and that he also looks like Jenna Jameson’s ex husband.  I don’t know if her Ex was an asshole but who cares, I like making assumption based solely on how people look.  Speaking about making assumptions based on how people look, this chick likes anal.

Ok, so lets look at pics of Rivers and then Jenna’s ex and see if they look alike.

Yeah I guess it’s not that similar. Still. They both look like dicks.

What happened to Bernard Berrian.  He was money two years ago, and was on the rise like crazy.  Now it’s just baffling how bad he’s been playing.  Speaking of Vikings receivers, has Moss caught a pass yet.  aaaannnndddd another intentional grounding on favre.

Jesus, this sucks.  The guy i’m playing had to put in Tavaris cause he had no other options since his QB had a bye and forgot to put in McNabb. So Favre gets rocked, and then, BOOM TD Pass, then a 2 point conversion to Harvin, who he also has. grrrrrrrr.  I will say  this however, Howlings is doing awesome for me right now and doing way better than Ronnie Brown.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA   that guy just said to Troy Aikmen, “You know something about getting blasted on the chin.” HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA gay gay gay.  3====>~~~~

Ok, enough gay stuff, in fact lets look at the least gay picture in the history of mankind.

I’m sorry, but I don’t think Bret Favre has ever looked older than he did as they carted him back to the locker room.  He looked like he was mid 50s and … man, that image will just stick with me.  It was like a guy who has just finally admitted to needing medical help but more than that admitted that he’s old and not in control of his body to the point he use to be.  So he’s hurt physically but more hurt emotionally.  I’m not mocking the guy, I’m being serious, that was almost a haunting image.

So…. what is tom brady doing with those two QB dives in a row for a total of three inches.

GOD DAMN IT I hate those BK commercials.

Ok, here’s something else about that Skyline movie… there’s no plot in any of the previews.  Seriously, they give no context for whats happening.


Ugggghhhhhhhhh this is another thing I hate.  Why do they do this whole “Let’s talk with a former NFL official guy back in the studio” thing.  It’s just awkward, plus they never offer any insight that hasn’t already been stated by the commentators at the game. Ok ok ok… more hot football chicks.

nooooooooo, not garbage time points for Tavaris.

Bonus coverage…. what the hell uniforms are the Cardinals wearing? Is it black?  It kind of reminds me of that really dark green that Miami U wears sometimes.

I like Josh Freeman.  I want to see him do well.  Normally, I am an asshole who just roots against everyone, but he just seems like he’s kind of scrappy. like he doesn’t have a ton of skills but he just gets it done.  Speaking of which…. they didn’t give him the TD on that one?

Give it to howling and give me points. Nope, they gave it to blunt.  Did he just say “As simple as a screwdriver”? is that a common phrase.  He has to be a redneck.  there’s no other option. DAMNIT Michael Bush just got a TD in garbage time which really really hurts me in my other league.

DAMN great hit, great INT….. oh my guy howling got hurt on that…. sooooo that sucks.

Big FG attempt comming up.  So would it have been any different if they had been a little closer had Freeman thrown the ball away and not taken the sack? It looks like he might have tipped that either way.

Holy Shit. Ronde Barber is still in the league?  I bet Tiki didn’t even know that.

Oh I just realized that as a niners fan I should be rooting against the cardinals here since theoretically the niners could still win the division, especially since they just won earlier today. Wow, that INT is a dagger… specifically the type of dagger you accidentally throw into your own heart.

What a play by blount, leaping over a defender and then picking up 30 yards or so. Nice. That play deserves a hot chick football blah blah blah

Nice commercial with the always self effacing Joe Buck.  Man I use to hate Troy Aikman when he was with Dallas.

Ok, I just checked and it looks like the niners will be two games back of Seattle, St Louis, and if Arizona somehow wins… Arizona.  Sooooo really, loosing to Carolina last week, which was inexcusable, was a huge missed opportunity.  Hell they have had a ton of missed opportunities this year.

Ok it’s time for Sunday Night football…. and no more blogging.

I kind of forgot about the whole betting thing

Ok, I kind of slacked on the whole weekly NFL picks, but I’m back and ready to make some amazing picks that are guaranteed* to make you money.  My crazy awesome picks will be bold.

10/31 1:00 ET San Francisco
(At London)
-2.5 Denver 41
10/31 1:00 ET At Dallas -6.5 Jacksonville 43.5
10/31 1:00 ET At Detroit -2.5 Washington 44.5
10/31 1:00 ET At NY Jets -6 Green Bay 42
10/31 1:00 ET At St. Louis -2.5 Carolina 37
10/31 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -1 Miami 44
10/31 1:00 ET At Kansas City -7 Buffalo 45
10/31 4:05 ET At San Diego -4.5 Tennessee 44.5
10/31 4:15 ET At Arizona -3 Tampa Bay 39.5
10/31 4:15 ET At Oakland -2.5 Seattle 42
10/31 4:15 ET At New England -5.5 Minnesota 44
10/31 8:20 ET At New Orleans -1.5 Pittsburgh 44.5

Monday Night Football Line

11/1 8:35 ET At Indianapolis -5.5 Houston 51

If I had to actually put money on any of these games I would put fifty bucks on Denver to cover against San Fran, 25 bucks on Greenbay to cover against the Jets, and 25 on oakland to cover against seattle.  I am so confident with these picks that if you bet these games and loose, I will refund your lost money. **

But how has my other betting system worked out over the last several weeks? Well if you would have picked all the under dogs last week (week 7) you would have gone 10-4 which is pretty awesome.  How about week 6?  Boom: 6-6-2 …. wow good job Vegas.  Week 5 =  9-5.  Week 4’s record of  10-4 is also crazy awesome.  Using the underdog system would give you a 7 week record of:


That’s actually fairly astounding and makes me wonder why I’m not actually betting this system on Bodog or some other site.  From here on out I think I’m going to start to track four things instead of just three.   Right now I track my picks where I pick someone in every game, I also track picks where I’m very confident  and would consider betting, and then also tracking the underdog picks.  So what if I add another layer and pick all underdogs but exclude maybe two, three, or four games where I think the underdog has no chance.  If I look at this week I would have to choose …. probably none, ok lets say the bills… but not really… actually this is a stupid idea and i’m probably not going to track this since after cleavland destroyed the saints it’s hard to ever say that an underdog has no chance.  blah blah blah something something any give sunday yadda yadda yadda.

Ok, getting ready to watch the games in a couple minutes, so I’ll probably do some live blogging from home today as I watch … the dolphins v bengals and lions v redskins???  shit I don’t care about either of those games.  I guess I’ll be watching as Troy Smith will try and lead the niners to a victory across the pond.

The next Joe Montana, Steve Young, or Jeff Garcia???? no.

Oh well at least the Vikings V Patriots should be good at 4.

* any “guarantees” are made in jest and the statements contained in this post are for entertainment purposes only.
** Nope. No I won’t.