There are few things I love in life more than an epic forum thread. I don’t mean to be hyperbolic in my musings on the internet, but forums can definitely be a place where the sum is greater than the individual parts. This morning I found a link to a forum thread where some mormon guy uses, bubbling to make bikini pictures more “fapable”.
Essentially you take a bikini pic like this:
and then you photoshop it thusly:
Here’s the thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813
This is the same thread where the whole “Slatering” story was first published. That thread is gone, but in summation, AC Slatering is based on A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell and how he use to always sit on chairs turned around backwards. It was his thing on the show. So one of the guys on the forum was told about Slatering by a friend which is when you go to take a dump, you sit backwards on the toilet like AC slater in a Bayside High cafeteria chair.
So the guy has his first dinner with his new GF’s parents and after the meal really needs to take a shit. He goes up to the bathroom and since he was just told about Slatering decides to try it. Well he didn’t lock the bathroom door right and his GF’s mom walked in and saw him sitting backwards on the toilet, which in a fit of embarrassment caused the guy to fall of the toilet.
That’s still not my favorite moment from this forum though. This is:
The first post is this:
Just was out shooting some bike pics with my friend tonight, anyone here with good photoshop skills able to take out the redeye? It would be much appreciated thanks!
The funny thing is that, if you have any idea on how the internet works, you should know this is a bad idea. Let me show you the very first response which totally reinforces this:
1st! lol i know whats coming
The obligatory FIRST followed by getting all the women and children off the dusty western street cause you know some shit is about to go down.
Only 4 responses later and you see this:
Sure thing brah
Then in the next post someone makes the eyes glow even brighter, and then a few later someone photoshops goofy sunglasses over top, but then my favorite is posted about 21 minutes after the original:
did the red eye go away??!?!??!
It goes on like this for 27 pages, and 3 months later is still getting posts, all the while the original poster is yelling and screaming for people to stop.
Of course there’s been plenty of other epic threads on the web:
Incredibly terrible date from a guy with social anxiety disorder:
more photo shoped embarrasment:
Guy finds a rhino beetle and a whole mess of WIN:
Obama =? Biden = ? McCain = ? Palin = ?
EPIC PWNGE but you have to read all the way to the 2nd page
And my favorite of all time isn’t actually a forum thread but I think it belongs in this same discussion. Bloodninja was the net handle of some guy who use to go on cybersex chat places and mess with people. It starts out kind of slow but as you go on it gets more and more crazy and funny.