Alias (not sure how you say it pluraly, and random quotes

As most of my friends know i have a lot of knick names and Aliases. i thought I’d document them all right now just for fun.

Jack Storm – This is my most common alias that I use if I’m ever asked for my name when i’m on the internet. It’s also what my super hero name would be if.. I were a super hero. I wouldn’t have any super powers but I’d be real kick ass and know how to fight and shoot things. Basically i’d be a vigalantee.

Max Strong – Yes there is already someone with this name that is a full bak for the seahawks but I still think it’s a money nickname. I came up with the name after passing “Max Love’s Dry Cleaning” by my college campus. If I was a super hero with actual super powers… like super strength then this would be my name.

Tank Savage – This is a recent name that I came up with off the top of my head. I was in a training class and got tired of allways typing in Jack storm so instead I had Tank Savage buy a my little pony from hasbrotoyshop.com and send it to…

Colt Blackwater – I was talking with Rocco one day when he revealed to me that Michael Peterson was his fictious country music singer nickname, until he found out there really was a country singer named michael peterson. That’s when I decided that my country nickname would be Colt Blackwater. How Colt got hooked up with a charachter like Tank Savage has never been understood since Colt is down on the farm country where as Tank is a bad ass biker with a tatoo shop.

Chip Buckwalter – This is the name I was going to use when creating an FNF poker DVD of the tournament of champions me and my friends had. I was going to use this as the name of the poker pro commentator. Six was going to be Lex Romania but I lost all of my notes on the hands and didn’t feel like going through 8 more hours of tape so I gave up on it.

Frankie Spades – This young charasmatic italian former black jack dealer is going to be one of the hottest no limit holdem players in the online poker universe. He’s read all of the books by Doyle Brunson, Harrington, Phil Hellmuth, and Chip Buckwalter, but he has also developed a style all of his own.

Rock Johnson – in case I ever do porn.

Nicknames: Pops, Daddy, Husbond, Pennbrook Pops, Maverick (ok, only the old guy I work with calls me this but I still ride it), Pops McDaddy, The Big Inch (it really is bigger than just one inch), Lazzy, Fuck Red Elvis, Mr. Mike, Mix Master Mike (These last two are products of my training classes), BigLazy, Johnsmom, Joe Johnson, and Mumpson.

I was doing a search for famous quotes when I came accross a couple of Quotes from the hitchicker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I think they are funny but you may not. I may also be highbrow enough to get the humor and you may not. I might also be able to detect a connection between the two while you may not.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Ok I’m done for today
Lazy

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