Funny Videos/ Vin Dise/ Chuck Norris/ and ID

A little while ago Kantner posted a responce to my responoce to his responce to my post on Intellegent Design. Kantener asked me why I never posted anything back and then six chimed in with his feeling that i’m loosing viewership because of all that controversial noise. So instead of just responding to kant’s latest id post I will put a bunch of funny stuff in here and then at the end talk about ID.

Here are some funny video links that I found on the net today. All of these are work safe but you’ll probably want to have speakers.

Unnessasry Censorship from the Jimmy Kimmel Show

Random Sports Stuff – golfball Vs Bird Bob Knight top 10 fan steal Favres Ball most amazing field goal ever… maybe

And my favorite video’s The conan Obrien Texas walker clips. – so god damn funny to me

Hilarious Game show clip from a british… game show. – Before you play this it might help to understand that this game is played where there is a large screen with picture on it that is supposed to represent a common phrase. There are nine squares covering the picture so these squares are removed one at a time and the contestants have to figure out what it means.

I recently got an email from Yebot at work about some facts about chuck norris. I later found the site that he got these from and I thought I’d share them with you. I’ve listed the links to the top 30 facts for Chuck Norris, vin Diesel, and Mr. T below plus I added some of my favoirte non top 30 facts. – Chuck Norris – Vin Disel – Mr. T
The lists above are the best but here are some of the random ones that didn’t make the top 30.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

The mere mention of Vin Diesel’s name has been known to bring Ultimate Warrior to tears.

Chuck Norris is the only person alive to have successfully outwitted Sccoby Doo and the Mystery Machine.

Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his whiskey – 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Much like how the seismograph detects earthquakes, prominent scientists have tried to create a diesemograph to determine how amazing Vin Diesel is. Each one has broken, beause it doesn’t go high enough.

Vin Diesel translated the both the bible and the koran from its original text but swapped the endings “as a laugh”.

Once, Chuck Norris was partying all night, and the sun came up. Chuck Norris didn’t want to stop partying, so he made the sun go back down.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

Bill Goldberg’s retirement from the WWE was actually due to Vin Diesel challenging him to a barb-wire steel-cage deathmatch over the title of “World’s Angriest Jew.”

At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn’t a racist.


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